History repeating, according to some.

Um, I unearthed the Independence Day edition of the Lapdog Daily. All this news really is just press release rehash. I, apparently, am too "worky" to be a professional journalist.



(UPDATE 6/14/06: obviously, problems uploading have been fixed)The server's having problems uploading the image, so anyway, what it doesn't say in the snippet there:

Whitey is the 2% of the county's population that is below Poverty and NOT African-American or Hispanic.
"Whitey always was the town's idiot," says Sen. Oilman, "I gave him a well-paying job at the refinery, and damn if he didn't almost ruin me."